I'd give this a 4.5 if I could because it didn't QUITE hit a full five, but that feels more accurate than giving it a four.
- the super duper soft material on something this long makes it a little floppy and unwieldy, even if you're holding it; I have to be careful on deep thrusts because if I don't it WILL slip out
- lint magnet lint magnet lint magnet
- this might sound silly but it's just really fun to hold in your hand and wiggle. Like, it's entertaining to watch it wag. You can helicopter it if you're careful. It's really fun.
- I don't have a lot of room downstairs but I like feeling full, and the super duper soft material helps offset any harshness that might otherwise come with this girth
- aesthetically pleasing sculpt
- squeeze it like a stress ball. No, really.